[ Listen. She might really like the gifts he'd gotten for Yuletide, but she's a petty bitch. And thanks to his choice of packaging, she's going to be finding glitter around her apartment for weeks.
So a glitter bomb in the form of a "thank you for the gifts" card addressed to him is totally justified. Clearly.
delivery! surprise! it's not a knife--
Date: 2025-12-23 01:37 am (UTC)So a glitter bomb in the form of a "thank you for the gifts" card addressed to him is totally justified. Clearly.
... that's it, that's the tag. enjoy. ]
i'm still fucking laughing
Date: 2025-12-24 01:19 am (UTC)